A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later . . . "Da - a - a - d . . ."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later . . . "Da - a - a - d . . ."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!"
Five minutes later . . . "Da - a - a - a - a - a - a - a - a - a - d . . ."
WHAT!"
"When you come in to smack me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
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From Day #202 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
