The wife (undoubtedly blond) picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #216 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
