"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
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From Day #233 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
Friday, August 12, 2011
LAUGH . . . And Then Some
"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
From Day #233 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
From Day #233 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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