He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off.
A week later he returns. His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"
He says, "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."
His wife smiles and says, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!"
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2
From Day #89 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II