LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 

“I've been waiting for you all day,” the officer said. 

The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” 

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #82 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II