Friday Humor

'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''




Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.



A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''



A sandwich walks into a bar. The same barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''



The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''.