There was an old college professor who started every class with
a vulgar joke.
After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk
out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of their plot, so the next morning he walked in and
said, "Good morning, class. Did you hear about the shortage of whores
in India?"
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
"Wait ladies," cried the professor. "The boat doesn't leave until Thursday."
a vulgar joke.
After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk
out the next time he started.
The professor got wind of their plot, so the next morning he walked in and
said, "Good morning, class. Did you hear about the shortage of whores
in India?"
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
"Wait ladies," cried the professor. "The boat doesn't leave until Thursday."
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver IILaugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010
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