A man walks into a Bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn, he pulls out a gun . . . and robs the Bank! . . . But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses . . . He turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this Bank?"
The customer replies, "YES."
The bank robber raises his gun, points it at the guy's head, and BANG!!!!! ---shoots him in the head and kills him!
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man . . . "DID . . . YOU . . . SEE . . . ME . . . ROB THIS BANK?
The man calmly responds . . . "No . . . But my wife did!"
The customer replies, "YES."
The bank robber raises his gun, points it at the guy's head, and BANG!!!!! ---shoots him in the head and kills him!
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man . . . "DID . . . YOU . . . SEE . . . ME . . . ROB THIS BANK?
The man calmly responds . . . "No . . . But my wife did!"
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver IILaugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010
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