A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
"God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me."
"God made me stupid, so I would be attracted to you."
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #289 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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