You see my next-door neighbor worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''
I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
. Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
A seal walks into a club...