Friday, August 2, 2013

Friday Humor

MESSAGES FROM CHURCH BULLETINS:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals...
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The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.
The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell'
to someone who doesn't care much about you...
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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