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"I dreamed I was on vacation," one man said fondly.  "It was just me and my fishing rod and this big beautiful lake.  What a dream."

 

"I had a great dream too," said the other.  "I dreamed I was in bed with two beautiful women and having the time of my life."

 

His companion looked over and exhorted, "You dreamed you had two women, and you didn't call me?"

 

"Oh, I did," said the other, "but when I called, your wife said you'd gone fishing."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #164 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II.