LAUGH . . . And Then Some

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
          1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
          2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
                                        --Patrick Murray

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.  It's called marriage."
                                          --Sam Kinison

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #178 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II