Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from Detroit showed up.
Never having seen anyone from Detroit at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.
After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group.
A few minutes later, St. Peter returned to God, breathless, and said, "They're gone!"
"What? All of the Detroiters are gone?" asked God.
"No!" replied Saint Peter. "The Pearly Gates!"
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #189 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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