A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar.
Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves, and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redneck.
The redneck looked at him and said, "You stay outta this, I'm talking to the guy on your lap!!!!!"
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From Day #211 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II
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