LAUGH . . . And Then Some

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.

During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.

The caller asked for the little girl's mother.

The 4-year-old daughter replied, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.  She's hitting the bottle."

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet

From Day #259 in a complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II