I know I got a lot of exercise. The last few years,......
Just getting over the hill..
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Every time I start thinking too much
About how I look, I just find a Happy Hour
And by the time I leave, I look just fine.
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2
From Day #100 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II