LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
    
I know I got a lot of  exercise.  The last few years,......
Just getting over the hill..
 
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.  That's my story and I'm sticking to  it.
    
 Every time I start thinking too much
About how I look, I just find a Happy Hour
And by the time I leave, I look just fine.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #100 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II