Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to his doctor in Estero to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. After a couple of days, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
"Just doing what you said, Doc, 'Get a hot mamma, and be cheerful,'" Morris replied.
To which the doctor replied, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, you've got a heart murmur, be careful!"
"Just doing what you said, Doc, 'Get a hot mamma, and be cheerful,'" Morris replied.
To which the doctor replied, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, you've got a heart murmur, be careful!"
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet
From our upcoming book compiled by Richard L. Weaver IILaugh is setup with just over 4 jokes a day, all 365 days, and can be read in any order!
Expected Release Date: Fall 2010
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