Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Happy Holidays with a Christmas Joke

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At And Then Some Publishing we celebrate Christmas, however we don't want to leave anyone out... in that vein: 
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from And Then Some Publishing, LLC!

Thursday's And Then Some Essay preview:
Thursday’s essay is called, "Christmas Jokes." I decided to compose a different kind of essay to celebrate Christmas this year.  Here, then, I have listed some of my favorite Christmas jokes.  Although some of the jokes are clearly better than others; however, there is no order in their presentation here.  Some are a little more sophisticated than others, but most are quite silly.  I begin with one that fits the “silly” category very well—and I apologize in advance.

Christmas Jokes
by Richard L. Weaver II


Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.
    The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
    The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
    The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.
    Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
    The third man answers, "They're Carol's."

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