Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
I finally got my head together and my body fell apart.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting time.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
If at first you don't succeed, see whether the loser gets anything.
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2
From Day #112 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II