LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

What’s the definition of a minor second?
Two piccolos playing in unison.

What’s the definition of perfect pitch in a flute?
When you toss it in the trash and don’t hit the rim.

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.

How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The piano player does it with his left hand.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They have machines for that now.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #124 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II