LAUGH . . . And Then Some!

A woman, shopping for Thanksgiving dinner, was picking through the frozen turkeys at the supermarket.

She could not find one she felt was big enough for the special Thanksgiving dinner.

A clerk came buy to stock the bins and she asked “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The clerk responded “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow: Over 2,000 jokes from the Internet, Volume 2

From Day #127 in a second complete manuscript compiled by Richard L. Weaver II